Yeah, we've all dreamed it. The glamor, greatness by proximity, the cold hard cash... maybe best of all, we could gloat that we married better than any of those girls in high school who put us through Hell just because they could.
Then reality hits us like a 3-iron to the lip. Do we really want to grab that tiger by the tail?
Behold the disadvantages:
1. The Prenup.
Can you blame Lamar Odom for trying to protect his $14,148,596 annual salary from Khloe? Remember, the LA Lakers have paid him at least $83,164,062 since 2000. Eighty-three freaking MILLION DOLLARS plus bonuses. And we're not even talking endorsements. Nothing like starting off your wedded bliss like saying, "Khloe, I love you despite your misspelled trailer park name. But keep your greedy paws off my stuff".
2. The Fans.
Good grief, fame makes anyone hot. How else can you explain the apparent fact that our old friend Jon Gosselin gets women? Hello, ladies! Having eight test tube babies does not make one a stud! Do you know how those kids were conceived? Rub, rub, POW into a cup, that's how. Hot.
3. The Guys Themselves.
Photo: Reuters
Three words. Ewwww, ick, bleeeeccchhh.
Kendra Wilkinson did the right thing. She fled Hef's Bunny Hutch and got herself a relatively minor celeb husband, Indianapolis Colt Wide Receiver Hank Baskett. It must be love, as Hank is worth about 1/28th (yes, we did the research and math!) as much as Lamar.
The greatest benefit of marrying a relatively normal guy, besides the fact that you don't need to get anywhere near Hef's face?
You're allowed to go from this
to this.
The best part? When Kendra and Hank go clubbing at 2:30 AM, no 3-irons are involved.
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