Santa's got a rough job today. He's got to finalize who's been naughty and nice and let's face it, we're all in danger of making the naughty list.
Lucky for us, some high profile people manage to shock even Santa. You think Santa's naive? Remember, he visits hundreds of millions of houses every Christmas and he's SEEN stuff, you know.
So who could possibly top Santa's Naughty List this year?
Kanye West, perhaps? Who else got called a "jackass" by the President of the United States?
How's about Balloon Dad? Remember the brilliant trickster who misled the police, media, and coerced his wife and 6-year-old son to lie to everyone? We give Balloon Dad bonus Naughty points for his half-baked scheming and scenery-gnawing 911 performance.
Oh, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger. Don't turn into Jon Gosselin (write-in candidate!).
Or Tom Cruise. You know, just because he's Tom Cruise.
I voted for Balloon Dad, but that picture of Tom Cruise is scary enough that I considered it. Because. Tom Cruise.
I voted for Tiger because he's just so nasty.
But then I decided that Balloon Dad is a worse father, because he got his son involved.
And I'm saving the picture of Tom for Halloween.