Dear Sarah Jessica Parker,
We like you, we really do. You've managed to be a celebrity and have a personal life that (for the most part) remains out of the tabloids. And when aspects of your life does make celebrity rags, like a true old Hollywood star, you don't dignify it with an answer.
However, we do see an area in your life that could stand some improvement.
It's time to retire the strapless mini, sweetheart.
She might also want to consider going a size up in her dresses. No one is going to know if she wears a 0 or a 2.
Now, maybe it's just because I live in Southern California, but I welcome an opportunity to wear cool weather clothes... I'm pretty sure SJP is dressed for a Spring Formal.
If you have to pull it up and down constantly, then it just doesn't fit. I've never understood why people wear revealing clothes that they then have to keep tugging at to avoid a clothing malfunction. It is possible to dress well without wearing something that's in danger of popping off at any moment.
Don't they have tape to keep her dress up?
Maybe diamond studded suspenders?