Did you hear what Jon Gosselin found in his apartment when he got home after Christmas with the kids?
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His apartment had been ransacked. His clothes, bedding, and furniture had been slashed. Stuff was stolen; stuff was broken. And sticking out of the bedroom dresser? A butcher knife holding a note signed "Hailey Glassman."
Mainstream media will probably attribute the breaking/entering/carving of the word "cheater" in his headboard to a perpretator hired by his ex-girlfriend Hailey.
But responsible news organizations like The National Enquirer and Mamarazzi will probably say it was probably someone who wanted to bring everyone some Christmas cheer! We're picturing Will Ferrell in an Elf suit.
Seriously, though ... it probably would be a good idea to keep the adage about "woman scorned" in mind.
And Tiger? You'd better upgrade your burglar alarms.
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