Last night internet-and-MTV-reality omnisexual fame whore Tila Tequila announced on twitter that she's pregnant. And that fiancée Casey Johnson
isn't the father.
Yawn, right?
Check it out:
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his Wife!!! That is my xmas present to them,Im pregnant!!!!
Is pregnancy contagious? Because we just threw up a little in our mouths.
(On the bright side, a full-term pregnancy would prevent another bout of Tampon string flashing.)


She's not exactly what I would look for in a surrogate as I might prefer a little less abused uterus...