Insanely wealthy golfer (and cheating bastard) tries to make us feel guilty

Dec
04

Insanely wealthy golfer (and cheating bastard) tries to make us feel guilty

Now that a seemingly endless stream of nightclub hostesses and cocktail waitresses has come forward with their stories, Tiger Woods has finally sort of admitted that he was, in fact, getting some on the side.

Tiger Woods' skanks
Rachel "Troutpout" Uchitel courtesy of NY Daily News

Tiger Woods' skanks
Tiger's-eye view of Jaimee Grubbs courtesy of Radar On Line

In doing this, he has followed the traditional route of all cheating bastards, which is to:

1. lie
2. admit as little of the truth as possible
3. ask for privacy

What interests us is the issue of his privacy.

Tiger Woods was a golf prodigy, who took part in a televised putting competition with Bob Hope when he was two years old. When he was five, he appeared in Golf Digest. When he was 20, he went pro and immediately scored $60 million in endorsements.

After that he played a lot of golf, got even more famous, and became the highest paid athlete in the world. Forbes magazine estimates that Tiger has earned a billion dollars. For what--toiling in a solitary garret perfecting his art? No, for playing golf on television.

Tiger, we're sorry to disappoint you, but Nike is paying you buckets of money because you're a public figure.

And if a public figure goes on a multiple-nightclub-hostess banging spree, well, the public is going to have its little laugh.

0 TrackBacks

Listed below are links to blogs that reference this entry: Insanely wealthy golfer (and cheating bastard) tries to make us feel guilty.

TrackBack URL for this entry: http://mt.kleinbuendel.com/mt-tb.cgi/926

4 Comments

and last but not least...

4. Check himself into a rehabilitation facility at an undisclosed location.

It's all so predictable!

and last but not least...

4. Check himself into a rehabilitation facility at an undisclosed location.

It's all so predictable!

People deserve very good life time and loans or secured loan would make it better. Because people's freedom is grounded on money.

Leave a comment


Twitter

    Shameless Advertising

    Archives