Brad, looks like your little plot has worked. If we can trust Star magazine, and we know we can't can, you've finally succeeded at grossing out Angelina.
It seems that Angelina wants to mess around with other men and possibly women. If she's anything like us, she wants to mate with people who don't have what appears to be a dead rat dangling from their chins...
... or moldy shower caps on their heads.
Brad, oh Brad, please make this New Years resolution for 2010: Just DUMP that nutty, if hot, serial adopter and start grooming yourself so that you don't look like you've holed yourself up in The Unibomber's cabin for the past year. And would it kill you to take a bath?
Brad, clean up and come celebrate 2010 with the Mamas of Mamarazzi. Between the four of us, we have 11 kids but we're willing to make special time for you. We'll even let you keep the shower cap if necessary, but be forewarned: We draw the line at chin rats.
Oh, and it's OK with us if you introduce us to your pal George Clooney.
HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM MAMARAZZI!
He is a hot mess these days, no question about it.
Here's hoping Brad brings George AND also Matt Damon.