Dear Mamarazzi,
It's holiday party season and I desperately need makeup advice. To hide my wrinkles, I've been using a tub of Dap® spackle but it tends to fall off in chunks right into my eggnog.
Should I try Botox?
- Dusty
Dear Dusty,
We Mamas highly recommend the old school approach to wrinkles: Embrace them! Show the world that you've weathered the highs and lows of life. Let the kiddies know that you've been there. And back.
BUT. If you must, go easy on the Botox. And don't mix Botox with Dap.
Behold the heartbreaking mix of dried spackle on a face so numb with Botox, the poor insecure soul couldn't even feel the Dap on her frozen solid face.
Smoochies,
Mamarazzi
Wow, that is just, um, bad. Didn't she even look in the mirror before going out?
Could not Kate Hudson or Fergie or anyone else on the red carpet perhaps have whispered, "Pssst, Nicole, blend!"
Oooh, someone's make up artist is in trouble!