Dear Bimbo:
You've got to be kidding. He's 42 years older than you; he's an alcoholic who regularly sucks down two bottles of vodka a day, and he's just been arrested for beating you.
Look, if you want money, there are easier ways to earn it. Like reality shows. Or the lottery. Or selling your soul to the devil.
Anything's better than having sex with a cigar store Indian.
Even if it gives a whole new meaning to the word "Wood."
Smooches,
The Mamarazzi
Eww. Money talks but you know that, lol. Anyone taking bets on how soon before she's pregnant?