Oh, those krazy Kardashian sisters.
Khloe Kardashian, appearing with her sister Kim on Rachael Ray's show, said that pregnant sister Kourtney assumed that she'd be breast feeding for five years.
"Kourtney was like 'I'm so excited, I don't have to cook for five years! And I go 'what do you mean?' She's like, 'I'm gonna breast feed.' I go, 'For five years?' She has, like, no idea!"
Read that quote again. We don't know where to begin correcting it.
Now, we're all for breast feeding. Breast is best! But hello? What are high chairs for? Are they merely tools to raise your baby to the perfect breast-feeding level?
Be GONE, mental images!
OK, it just may be a joke -- and a klever advertisement for the return of their, um, reality series Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami. (We'd prefer Kourtney & Khloe Take Kalamazoo.)
We weren't born yesterday. The dumb chick thing's been done before, and done a whole lot better.
Watch and learn, Klever Kardashians. Watch and learn.
I would prefer Kourtney & Khloe take Klonopin.
KIM's pregnant, too????!
Lori, who can (a)keep track of or (b)tell those Kardashian sisters apart? For the record, we fixed the wording because we think only Khloe is pregnant. Did we get that right this time?