New Moon-struck? Got questions? Relax, dears, Mamarazzi's here to help.
But first, some photos of Robert Pattinson, because at least some of us are on Team Edward and God help us, he's weird looking but he's got something that makes us all Jell-o-ed out we have a little thing for Mr. P.
Maybe we can see the wild child in him that needs to be lassoed in.
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Sure, it's a prop but we're still happy that he's holding a book about us.
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Be still our pitter-pattering hearts! Back to the questions. What kind of freaky place is this Forks, anyway, with its vampires and now werewolves? Answer: We don't care. Honestly, we have bigger questions. Time for another Pattinson pic!
Will Edward agree to kiss Bella? And if he does, will he go wild with blood lust? Our reply? Yawwwwwnnnn. Unless he's nibbling our necks, of course. Then, wheeeee!*
Will Bella become a vampire so she can be with Edward? Frankly, we don't know. Some of us couldn't stay awake reading the first quarter of Twilight.
RPatz's 30 sexiest stares video! You do have to admire the boy's consistancy.
SO, you may ask, what does Mamarazzi want to know? Elementary, sweeties. The most basic of all questions in the entire Twilight series?
Why oh why, if you're able to live hundreds of years or more, you're a beautiful and rich vampire, would you choose to waste your beautiful youth in the worst possible Hell of all, High School?
* We know this is all kinds of wrong. Bite us!
I'm so excited. I bought my tickets weeks ago and am going with my sister-in-law and some other ladies. You know, I really never understood what everyone saw in R. Patz until I saw Twilight (I was a little late jumping on the wagon) -- 10 minutes into the movie I was like "oh yeah, now I get it." I've been watching some of the talk shows he's been on and his goofiness is just adorable. :)
I've been to Forks, WA and it TOTALLY fits.
I've been to Forks as well. It's a fun trip to take. Read the books though, they're a MILLION times better than the books. Though I'm hoping New Moon is better than the books....that one kind of dragged. Wait for the next 2...sex in the 4th movie. Hehe.
Sheesh, Twilight, Shmilight. It's like no one even remembers Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Edward? No thanks.
Spike 4eva!11!eleven!!!
R Patz is the reason I started reading Twilight. He's a stunning creature.
Robert, Robert, Robert, what's with the perpetual ugly stubble? We know that you're old enough to grow a beard, or better yet, be clean-shaven. You've got a great face. Let us see it!
He is quite beautiful. Reminds me of the young Matt Dillon. I had quite the crush on him too.
I like reading Twilight.
I LOVE the entire Twilight series -- haven't been so INVOLVED in a book's characters in...well, hell, EVER!
As a 7th grade English teacher, I have got to say that Stephanie Meyer has instantly turned MANY a non- and/or reluctant reader onto reading (male and female alike). For that alone, she's my heroine.
For the entire series, she's my HEROIN!
I was madly in love with Edward from the second he stepped into the text. I'd leave my hubby for him in a heartbeat!
I think Pattinson is a total hottie -- as I am old enough to be his mother, I must say; he'd be worth the prison risk.
The whole set of books could have benefited greatly from the use of a good editor. The story itself is mostly *ok*. The writing SUCKS.