Today, in case you hadn't noticed, is Thanksgiving and we at Mamarazzi have a lot to be thankful for. And because we're not bee-yatches all the time, we're thankful for nice stuff such as our families, friends, good health and good food on the table (Thanksgiving take-out? Don't mind if we do!).
We are extremely thankful that we're not married to Tom Cruise. We have enough crazy in our lives without being married to a loon who thinks he's the cock of the walk.
We're pulling on a wishbone, hoping that Ali Lohan stops looking like she's 40 and please, please, please continues looking like the 15 year old chick she is.
Lastly, we are thankful that our moms and paramount female role models aren't Shauna Sand. This reminds us: For Thanksgiving, we prefer all-natural, organic turkey breasts.
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