Oh, for heaven's sake. Now Lindsay Lohan's mom is blaming Lindsay's downward spiral on Heath Ledger. Dina said, "His death f***** her up." Oh, it is soooo easy to blame it on the dead guy.
In all fairness, even Dina Lohan knows that parenting is immensely difficult and that nothing is simple or clear-cut. No matter how hard you try, kids can go wrong. No wonder that when kids go bad, it's so easy to fish for blame.
Of course, Mamarzzi's always here to help. We're moms too, so we offer up some easy-peasy blame-worthy influences.
Blame Franklin D. Roosevelt for repealing the Prohibition, allowing Lindsay to reign as queen of the club scene while still in her teens.
Blame Dr. Timothy Leary for popularizing, even urging recreational drug use and the "Tune in, turn on, drop dead out" philosophy. Because who knows better than a nutty professor?
Blame It On The Rain. Or Milli Vanilli, at the very least. Because, well, we're not above going for the easy silly joke.
I blame the Republicans...Hell everyone is blaming them for everything else, why not this!!!