Test your celebrity parenting IQ! Read the following and decide which celebrity mom is most likely to say the following:
"They got in trouble because my children are riding their dirt bikes through the whole trailer park, going crazy, doing flips - and everyone's concerned for their safety. And my mom's like, 'Oh, they've been riding the whole weekend, they're having a blast!' I was like, 'They're not allowed to ride their dirt bikes in the trailer park!' They terrorize the neighborhood the whole time."
She adds, "My son got in trouble at school for beating somebody up. Well, not really beating somebody up. Just one of the counsellors, who's 18 or 19, made a rude comment about me to him. My boy threw his Red Bull (drink) on him and then went after him and they had to peel him off him. Now I'm getting called into school.
"But I think when somebody says something bad about your mother, what are you supposed to do? It is hard when other kids are like, 'I've seen your mom with her clothes off!' I've tried to teach my kids I have no problem with nudity. Violence isn't good but my son was really upset, he was shaking and crying and looking in my eyes. It's so sad."
Choices:
A) Britney Spears in about 10 years. Her little guys are going to be paying for Mommy's music videos and that whole lack-of-underpants era for the rest of their lives.
B) Jenna Jameson in 5 years. Having a mom who was a famous porn star requires growing up fast, which could easily mean learning to ride a dirt bike in kindergarten to escape bullies and teasing.
C) Pamela Anderson, present day. Way better to have the reputation of "Crazy biker kid" than "Son of sagging former Playboy model who enjoyed sex with dubious partners and is still naked a lot."
D) All the of above. These poor little rich boys are SO SCREWED ALREADY, OMG.
Hmmm. I'd been guessing Sarah Palin.
Of course, now I'm sure it's Pamela Anderson. But that's only because I don't know anything about Jenna Jameson. (Do I want to?)
I just knew it had to be Pam. Haven't we all been saying here for years that her sons would take some shit for her antics?
Oh it totally has to be Pamela. Although we can't really rule out Britney in 10 years. If I were naked as often as PA though I think I would be comfortable (aka looking for attention) and not worried about what some 18 year old counselor. Wackos all of them!
LOL I was thinking it was Pam even before I got to the choices. I can imagine those boys hear all kinds of things about her at school and everywhere else. Poor things.