Oh France, what would we do without you?
A new hotel has opened in Nantes, France where, for $148 a night, guests can book into the Hamster Villa and enjoy the Hamster Experience... a giant wheel, seeds, water from a hanging bottle... even a plush costume...apparently it's a chance to change one's way of life.
Now, quite frankly, Mamarazzi doesn't get this at all, but hell, if it comes with a giant Hamster Ball - Game On.
This is where WTF? and "HOLY Crap on a cracker" come in handy.
On the bright side, the Jerry Lewis fixation is starting to look normal.
I am obsessed by this hotel...
well since mon amie has left me
j'ai cherche un place to dwell
a cul de sac past lonely street
l' hamster hotel
well i'm french and i'm lonely
i'm french and i'm lonely,bebe
if i weren't smoking non-stop
i would die!
wood shavings on the room floor
a food bowl, not a cup
for les americains it's filth
for les francais a big step up!
(chorus)
so if rodentially minded
and there's something that you lack
then hamster-up and watch as we
all laugh behind your back!
(chorus)
Insomniac, I bow down before you!