What do you call someone who won't shut up, won't get off center stage, and won't control his temper?
a. a toddler
b. Kanye West
c. all of the above
We're not just bloggers; we're mothers. And we've just about had it Kanye West.
Apparently he's reached his terrible thirties, and as much as we'd like to be objective and reporter-y, our parenting instincts keep taking over.
We feel a strong urge to give Kanye a serious come to Jesus dressing-down, send him to his room for a time-out, and then mock him on our blog.
Why? Kanye just had another tantrum. Yes, again. This time he blew up at a waitress about some chicken he wasn't offered. And when she brought him some, he took one bite and threw it out.
That's it, Kanye. Time for a time-out.
No talk show or award ceremonies for you, young men. Not until you behave!
Yes, you can bring your bear with you. Now go to your room!
Photos courtesy of vibe.com and boombox.com.
While you are at it, can you duct tape his mouth shut?