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By now you've probably heard how Jon Gosselin withdrew $200,000 from the family checking account, leaving Kate with only $1,000 for household expenses.
Well, we've figured out how Kate can get the money back.
We heard that Steve Carrell's daughter sold lemonade to the paparazzi, and brought home $36 after only a few minutes' work. After that it was easy.
Take $200,000, divide by eight kids, divide by $36 dollars an hour, divide by 24 hours a day, and what do you get? You get the answer to Kate Gosselin's financial problems. You also get 29, which is the number of days of non-stop selling it would take the eight Gosselin kids to make back the $200,000.
And if Carrell's daughter can earn $36 in half an hour from the paltry number of paparazzi assigned to report on the Carrells, how much more can the Gosselin kids bring in? Kate might be able to let them go to bed at night.
And think what interesting episodes it would make. A combination of a Depression-era dance marathon and Oliver Twist.
So Kate, get to it. After all, it's not as if your kids aren't already earning their keep.
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They even have experience!
I'm thinking Jon Gosselin needs to be put in the same category with Kanye West: People who need to shut up and just go away.
Baby Jon Gosselin -
Mamarazzi thought you got those Christian Aguilder shirts and tiger pants for free?
Also, pretty sure the law frowns upon the taking of money from the mouths of babes... do you remember you have real babies? And not just tiny employees?
That is all.
Oh, P.S., you have a giant zit above your left eyebrow... do something about it.
Damn, I'd love to have $200K in an account for my husband and me to fight over.
Well how stupid do you have to be to not protect those kinds of assets??? Did she just trust the dumbass to leave it all for her? There's got to be some legal issue at stake; her just whining about it is ridiculous. I don't feel sorry for her.