Pass the Pepto. John Gosselin's at it again. He continues to amaze even jaded old Mamarazzi.
Like you need reminders...
...He moved three hours away from the kids to a tony Manhattan chick magnet bachelor pad.
His catting with the daughter of Kate's plastic surgeon deserves an entire wing in Mamarazzi's Hall o' Fame & Shame.
Jon's girlfriend Hailey Glassman has a long history of attending only the best parties with guys wearing douchey shirts. See below.
She knows how to pose for a mug shot. However, she doesn't know when to stop plucking her eyebrows.
Thank you, Hailey, for providing us with the most amazing literal wasted face plant in history.
Then there was the Summer of Douchey Ed Hardy Shirts.
Fierce shirt!
In perhaps the most bizarre marketing campaign ever, The Ed Hardy Company gave Jon a few pieces of their clothing and asked him to wear them around as very definition of The Ed Hardy Man. Do we really need to continue using words containing "douche"? Naw. We think the overall douchiness is profoundly evident.
Nice pants.
Note the amazingly ironic message on the shirt: Death Before Dishonor. Guffaw!
Now Jon's starting his own clothing line Gosselin Gear. You just know it'll be classy.
So we weren't surprised when yesterday TLC announced that they were dropping Jon from Jon & Kate Plus 8 and renaming the show Kate Plus 8.
And we weren't surprised when, immediately, Jon wanted to retain his paycheck suspend the divorce and tell the world how sorry he is.
And really, we shouldn't have been surprised this morning to learn that Jon's claiming that he wanted out so he can help develop a new reality show, The Divorced Dad's Club...
...With fellow superdad/reality show ho d-bag veteran Michael Lohan.
Oh, and he's trying to suspend filming of Kate Plus 8. Let the wild rumpus start!
Cheez, we've put up with a lot from Jon but we're not sure we can stomach what's to come.
Ugh,
Ugh,
UGH.
To think that I used to kind of like Ed Hardy stuff. No more!
Wow He makes Kate seem like a SAINT!!!!
It used to be that I would watch their show and wonder why such a sweet guy would stick with such an insufferably domineering shrew. Now I know that the same old rule applies- they deserved each other. The reason he was with her was because no one with any sense wanted him. And the reason that she was with him, was that no one else could deal with her. I guess I do kind of hope that they sort out their problems...