Although Nancy Grace handed Jon Gosselin his ass last night, we're a little nauseous this morning thanks to a bottle of Peachy Canyon Zinfandel and The Amazing Race (GO HOME, LANCE!) and can't quite bring ourselves to stare at Gosselin's unblinking fish eyes for one more second and so instead we bring you the other biggest celebrity news scandal of the week - David Letterman!
¡escandaloso!
Or, not.
Mamarazzi doesn't really care that Letterman cheated on his wife (then girlfriend) and mother of his child.
Don't get us wrong, we'd be plenty pissed if any of the Mr. Mamarazzis tried a similar stunt, and we feel for Regina because it sucks, but in the world of celebrities gone off the rails, this just doesn't rattle our collective cage.
He's not our "Family Values" political representative... our pastor or priest... we don't think any of those women felt their jobs or advancement was at stake and let's face it: people who work together often boink together.
In fact, shhhh... some of Mamarazzi, long ago, in a galaxy far away, when the "single" box was checked on W-2s, boinked co-workers.
Boinking! Bringing staffers together.
What about you? Is Dave no longer in your Top 10 (rimshot!)?
You ladies are my guilty pleasure. I love you all.
I feel for Letterman's wife, because she's tried to stay out of the limelight and just be, you know, NORMAL.
And I will admit it, I totally judge Dave negatively for this.
Eh. I've boinked many a co-worker. I married one of them. I showed up at a family reunion with a boyfriend, and my uncle sardonically remarked, "Let me guess...you met him at work?"
I'm with you. I feel for his wife, but in the big scheme of things in Hollywood, this is nothing.
If it weren't for boinking co-workers, I'd be a spinster surrounded by cats! And I'm glad I'm not.
Even though it sucks for the cats. I'd be an awesome cat lady.
It should be something. Is this how he wants his son to remember him?
While this is pretty grim, I think he has done plenty of good (keeping his entire staff on payroll out of his own pocket during the writers strike comes to mind) and will continue to do so... this doesn't need to be his Waterloo.
I vote for him to quit talking about it already and just continue to be his old Dave-y self. But kudos to him for not being sucked into blackmail!
But here's the thing: what if the boss -- not just your immediate boss but the Big Guy -- came on to you? Would you feel pressured?
What if he didn't come on to you but was sleeping with the woman in the next office? Would you be ticked? Would you feel like she had an unfair advantage?
I certainly do not look to Hollywood for moral guidance, but this kind of thing (an unequal power relationship) creates a bad workplace dynamic.
I'm not saying that office relationships are a good thing, I'm just saying they happen.