Dear Billy Ray:
Are you mental, or do you just think we're forgetful?
Let us help you out here; we're not forgetful. We remember your dumb-ass Achy Breaky Heart song and the mullet that went with it.
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We remember the the nude picture of Miley that showed up in Vanity Fair. And the provocative father/daughter shots of you and Miley.
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Not to mention Miley's MySpace self-portraits.
Complete with duck lips.
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We even remember hearing about you telling Miley to get back on twitter. (Tell us why again? Because she wasn't getting enough publicity?)
But now? Now your nine-year old daughter goes to a Halloween party dressed as ... what is this, anyway? A Hoochie Witch?
Whatever it is, it's bad. So guess what? You just won the Mamarazzi "Bad Dad o' the week" award.
(But don't get excited. It's only Monday. Some other idiot might screw up before Friday.)
Now please get lost. And take your soul patch with you.
The Mamarazzi
p.s. As skinny as Noah is, you somehow managed to find her a hootchy witch outfit that was too tight. Way to go, mullet head!
Who decided pulling one side of the t-shirt up was in any way shape or form sexy? She just looks like she's having trouble getting undressed.....
Hmmm...Noah looks like a skanky, less-cute version of Dakota Fanning. And is Noah her real name or is that just a nickname that she will legally get her name changed to ala Big Sis?
You can take the boy out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the boy. Gack.