Pamela Anderson thinks sexy is beach ball boobies and Oompa-Loompa skin.

Katie Price thinks sexy is beach ball boobies, Oompa-Loompa skin and lipo-ed legs. Not to mention more wardrobe malfunctions than we can count.

Shauna Sand thinks... seriously, what the holy hell does Shauna Sand think?

Mamarazzi thinks that Uma Thurman's got sexy right.

Sexy is ATTITUDE, baby, attitude!
Though we'd feel a lot better if she'd maybe snack on some fried butter.
I don't get why Pam, Katie, Shauna, and so many other think that great big boob on teeny tiny bodies looks good. Plus, don't their backs ever hurt?
You are right, Uma is sexy. She's also sexy because she picked herself up and kept going after finding out her douche-bag (albeit cute) husband was banging the babysitter.