OK, we made that up. We just wanted to show you pictures of Pamela modeling a new piece from her new fashion line.
Piece of what? (Are we supposed to be noticing her shoes?)
Is it a scarf?
A swimsuit coverup?
Oh, wait--it's a hijab!
In your face, Islamic fundamentalists! Look how demure Pam looks with her head covered up.
She's not immodest!
(Although she might be certifiable.)
All photos courtesy of DListed.com
I wanna know who her kooky side kick it?! Work it honey!
I know she's 42 and we should all celebrate how fabulous she looks, but honest to goodness I just wish Pam would keep her clothes on. I'm not asking her to wear a nun's habit, but just some basic clothes that don't reveal too much would be nice. THAT would get my attention.
Skank.
How do I get in touch with the devil she made the deal with to have that body? Yeah, she's a skank, but I would use that power for good.
Do you think she knocked roller skate person down on purpose?
Also--do I see pubic hair? I'm impressed!
You don't need to make a deal with the devil, just your local plastic surgeon.
Pammy is starting to look like a tranny.
I feel like I should get a prescription for antibiotics after looking at those pics.
Is the guy on rollerskates one half of Heatherette?
And Pam is just gross. Just.Plain.Gross. Her poor boys.
I guess that to receive the loan from banks you ought to have a good motivation. Nevertheless, one time I've received a small business loan, just because I was willing to buy a bike.