From Booty to Binkie... We're Not Talking About Anything...

Sep
07

From Booty to Binkie... We're Not Talking About Anything...

Mamarazzi was going to talk about the fact that Demi Moore should probably spend less time Twittering about Perez Hilton being a pedophile and more time making sure her 15 year old is wearing actual pants, but we didn't want to deal with being on Kirstie Alley's bad side because we kind of like her (Fat Actress anyone?) and she's a highly placed Thetan and we're scared of Tom Cruise.

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we are not talking about Tallulah's rear end hanging out of her ridiculous shorts.


So instead we ask you this: Is Violet Affleck, at 4, too old for a binky? For a stroller? For both?

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Is Violet Affleck, at the age of 4, too old for a binkie?
Yes! Orthodontists are cringing! The binkie should have gone 2 years ago and the child should be walking.
No, they're fine... she looks cozy.
Lose the binkie but keep the stroller in case the need to outrun paparazzi arises...
Who the hell cares? Also, cute matchy threads, Jen Garner!
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I don't know what the big deal is about those shorts. All the teen-agers around here are wearing them. Can't Perez find something else to talk about?

After all, we did!

Short shorts are one thing, bare butt cheeks hanging out is quite another. Someone's got to give Demi a reality check - 15 is too young to look (and act) like a ho.

As for the binkie, at least Jennifer Garner isn't encouraging her daughter to grow up too fast!

I didn't post the truly arse baring photos of Tallulah but they are linked on the site I linked to (does that make sense?) & while I don't think Perez was out of line for calling Demi out on the kid's clothes, he went too far with his signature doodles and graffiti... that being said, Demi's reaction is a bit de trop...

I don't care if it's the 'fashion' or not...those shorts are too short!
And Vi might have a little 'regressing' going one with baby sis...but Jen needs to put a stop to it, Vi's teeth are already on the verge of being bad.

OK, I checked out the rest of the short-shorts photos, and I agree. The very short look has taken over, but, the girls around here manage to keep their butt cheeks covered.

Tallulah, it can be done. Demi, please look into this.

My kids never used binkies (Because I'm a perfect mother! I nursed them! And didn't use bottles or binkies! And they $till need brace$! so fuck me, anyway!)

But as for the stroller thing, listen. Hell hath no fury like a Poppy with a 3 and a 5-year-old at Disney World--and a husband who talked her out of renting a stroller.)

Butt-baring shorts and what does the girl next to her have on? It looks like black tights under a sheer top. I swear you can see where her tights end through her shirt. My daughter is 11, I'm beginning to dread the next few years.

I'd ditch the binky but heck yes, keep the 4 yo in a stroller. Sometimes you need to go for a walk and a 4 yo just won't keep up without major whining.

I'd ditch the binky but heck yes, keep the 4 yo in a stroller. Sometimes you need to go for a walk and a 4 yo just won't keep up without major whining.

'd ditch the binky but heck yes, keep the 4 yo in a stroller. Sometimes you need to go for a walk and a 4 yo just won't keep up without major whining.

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