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This is not La Lohan's week. Her apartment got broken into.
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Aubrey O'Day is planning to steal Samantha Ronson from her.
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And an employee at a New York deli wouldn't return her cell phone because he didn't recognize her.
Obviously, Lindsay needs to get herself back into the spotlight. What's the point of being trailed by the paparazzi everywhere you go if you have to show your ID to get your phone back? You're not really famous until it takes forever to get a sandwich because the guys behind the meat counter keep bugging you for an autograph.
Maybe she can talk Disney into letting her star in another movie. What about The Starlet Trap, in which she swaps places with another very thin young woman with long blonde hair--and nobody can tell the difference?
Or maybe she should just release a sex tape.
(Naturally we disapprove. But we'll bet Paris Hilton doesn't have to show an ID to get her cell phone back.)
I have mixed feelings about her. She's had bad, bad raising (and continues to have it -- Dinah, act your age and be Lindsay's mother, not her drinking buddy) but she's old enough to be responsible for her own behavior, no matter how rotten her parents are.
Stupid girl. Wasting her talent and looks. In a few years, she'll be nothing and it will be her own fault.
I wish I had no idea who she is.
--Cincy