Katie Holmes is now officially Xenu's fashion muse.
The current Mrs. Tom Cruise has designed the new uniforms for staff members of "Ideal Org", the term for those Scientology churches functioning most closely in accordance with directives laid out by cult founder L Ron Hubbard. You know, Orthodox Scientologists. Like the ones at the Scientology Celebrity Center in Hollywood.
Oooo, look! Saucy accessories!
According to Scientology.com, "In its entirety, the uniform embodies the essence of international style, at home in Rome or London, but not out of place in Nashville or Inglewood, and equally well suited to South Africa and Australia." You know, all over Teegeeack.
We believe that Katie, like at least one Operating Thetan, time traveled to the early 1960's, and gained invaluable fashion inspiration. Here are some photos of Katie during that pivotal journey back in time.
Here, behold the inspiration behind Katie's creations in their proper setting. We believe the photo above shows Katie, sporting hair as golden as the Scientology logo, graciously serving L. Ron Hubbard himself.
Here, Katie joyfully serves the young Tom Cruise.
We have some suggestions for Katie's next Xenu couture line. We like the idea of the retro-future look.
We think the giant alien head look suits Scientologists well. Also, we think the helmet would effectively neutralize any evil transmissions emitting from Marcab.
We think this little number sums up the Scientologists' mindset beautifully. In fact, we think our couture suggestions score a perfect 150 on the E-meter.
You nailed it! Those totally look like stewardess uniforms.
I am going to see if I can get a job with Ideal just so I can get my hands on that "timeless" bucket hat...
No. Effing. Way.
Are those satin-lined opera capes?
And what is with all the red satin in general?
I'm thinking that maybe Katie fell asleep on a plane after reading the Twilight books for the sixteenth time.
Is it just me or are they a bit vampireish?