Uh oh. Heather Mills is comparing herself to Mahatma Ghandi. The former "model" and ex-Mrs. Paul McCartney identifies with the Indian human rights champion, as well as civil rights leaders Malcolm X and Martin Luther King, because of the persecution they all endured in their bid to tell the truth.
Truth is, Heather's truth tends to be a tad cockeyed.
Heather told a newspaper in Brighton, England, "They were people who went through controversy to put the truth forward and they weren't afraid to fight, and I can relate to that completely."
Also Heather claims her popularity has soared in recent months. She Twitters regularly (she Twits under the name "heatherofficial") and insists she's only had ONE negative response to her updates. and that here batty followers flocked to her rescue. "Everyone jumped on that person, it was amazing.", Heather boasted. "Everyone said, 'Why don't you say something positive, you Beatles fan. Get lost."
Oh, those loathesome Beatles fans!
Just for kicks, let's review quotes from the three men to whom she compares herself.
Mahatma Ghandi: Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.
Malcom X: You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity.
Mamarazzi is now proud to present more words of Heather Mills' wisdom.
Heather Mills: I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun.
It took one human error to take my leg and one human error to take my mother's.
There have been loads of times I have regretted meeting Paul because I was so happy in my old life.
So, let's all Twit Tweet Heather and tell her that we think she should change her name to Heather Ghandi X King. We know they'd be honored.
The next thing you know, Heather will be comparing herself to Mother Teresa.
Or the Virgin Mary.
When it would be a stretch for her to be like Madonna.
Why is it in every photo of her over the past few years she looks totally crazy? Of the batshit variety.
I think she's just trying to convince herself she's ok. Because she's certainly not doing any kind of good job at convincing me of it.