Madonna celebrated her 51st(ish) birthday by finally letting Jesus into her heart.
"He's the love of my life. He has been so strong around me. I can't thank him enough."
Happy Belated Birthday, Madge!
Enjoy this song that now makes us think of you.


Hmmm...so Madge let Jesus into her heart AFTER she let him into her pants. Sounds like her.
Is anyone else weirded out by the fact that he's only ten years older than her daughter?
Spring, I am totally creeped out by that.
Sarah, I'd like to thank you for the Depeche Mode earworm...
and by, "Sarah", I mean, "Susie Sunshine". ;-)