You may have read the shocking story of how a 24 year old rookie New Jersey policewoman didn't recognize Bob Dylan; neither did the woman who called the cops to investigate the creepy old man nosing aroud her neighborhood. Seems the now 68-year-old Voice of a Generation no longer looks like the young eccentric above, he looks like the gazillionaire bag lady man below.
It's an epidemic. Rock gods of the 60's and 70's sure look different than they did in their heyday.
Grace Slick has transformed from gorgeous to granny.
Jimmy Page looks like he's traded his Quaaludes for Werther's.
Steven Tyler's now his own grandma.
And Keith Richards is in a class of his own. We think he's actually been decomposing for decades.
Madonna's obviously worried that she's aging too and looks a little different from her 80's self, despite the plastic surgery and bodybuilding.
The whole Bob Dylan incident has to have freaked Madge out a little. She doesn't want to be mistaken for an emaciated vagrant.
So she's emblazoned her wardrobe with her name, just to avoid confusion over her identity.
Or maybe, at 51, she needs large type name tags to find her clothes.
she's got nothing to worry about, how many emaciated vagrants have an entourage?
Okay, nothing I can say will come close to this post or Insomniac's comment. Brilliant!
Well I don't give a rat's ass WHO you are; if you're nosing around my neighborhood and the only thing I know is that you don't live there, the cops are gonna be called. I don't care if you're Bob Dylan or the freaking pope. I will never understand this "Don't you know who I AM?" mentality these people develop. If you're doing something that freaks people out, you deserve the fall out even if that means the cops are called.
Amazing post! I'd go all Wayne's World and say "I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!" except people wouldn't understand my ancient 1990s reference.