1. Have you ever been on a reality television show?
2. Have you ever posed nude for a men's magazine, released a sex tape, or been involved in the porn industry?
3. Do you make Donald Trump look quiet and self-effacing?
4. If people have heard of you, is it because you used to be married to a household name?
If you answered "Yes" to all four questions, congratulations! You're a loserish fame whore--and there's also a very good chance that you're Heather Mills McCartney.
Heather's latest desperate attempt to get attention is her eco-friendly fashion line, B@1. She introduced it at Celebrity Catwalk, an event where loserish fame whores strut around posing for pictures in a misguided attempt to drum up media attention.
Heather's new fashion line is recycled clothes. Yes, new clothes made out of old clothes. It sounds like a really good idea
until you see that turning garbage into garbage
really doesn't do the environment any favors.
I always wondered what Sir Paul saw in her and just assumed that grief over Linda's death caused him to make some foolish decisions.
She said in several early interviews that she gave him "the best sex he ever had." Whether she's tooting her own horn or not as to the quality of the sex, that might have helped.