We didn't make it to London for the premiere of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. But our BFFs the paparazzi did, and oh, the pictures!
Helena Bonham Carter got confused and came dressed as Michael Jackson.
Meanwhile, her partner, Tim Burton, and her mother look like they're applying for the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.
(Sheesh, where were you two when Hogwarts got stuck with Gilderoy Lockhart?)
And here's Emma Watson, a/k/a Hermione. OMG, they grow up so fast! Where did the time go?
Author J. K. Rowling. OMG, they grow down so fast! Where did the time go?
(Can't the highest paid author in the world afford a bra?)
And now Daniel Radcliffe in an outfit that is stunning, completely appropriate, and not over the top at all ... as long as the movie being premiered is Leisure Suit Larry Makes a Porno.
Shiny gray suit, pink shirt, pink flowered tie, frog closure ... it leaves us with only one thing to say, and that's "Expelliarmus!"
And those rumors you hear might actually be true. Look at his eyes ... he's confronting a whole rack of bowling balls (OK, two) and he's totally not looking. At all.
Seriously, someone should submit that picture to Awkward Family Photos.
You forgot the girl playing the part of Lavender, Jessie Cave. She dressed like a freaking color blind Raggedy Anne. I don't know if she was trying to give Helena a run for her money or what but it was pretty awful.
I wonder what spell it would take to get the snarls out of Helena's hair.
Jen, we are thinking the same way. She can pass off her clothes as eccentric, but dang. Even crazy people can comb their hair or have it done for them. That's the sort of hair that makes a mother threaten to get scissors unless daughter straightens it out.
"Leisure Suit Larry Makes a Porno."
I can't wait til that baby's on Pay Per View
The saddest part about that blue dress is that it's detracting from those fabulous shoes. With shoes like that, who needs cleavage!