Mamarazzi has said it before and will say it again... divorce is a cruel bitch, especially when there are young children involved. Truthfully, the thought of other women parenting our children gives Mamarazzi hives and sends us running for early vodka.
The best a person can hope for is a kind human who will be lovely to your children even though your heart aches when little Billy comes home from a weekend-with-dad and talks nonstop about how fabulous the new Mrs. is...
What you really really really don't want is someone like, oh, this:
Who is that you ask? Why that is Jon Gosselin's new lady! 23 year old Hailey Glassman, daughter of Kate's plastic surgeon and apparent lover of potted plants...
Way to go, Jon! Hailey and Mary Poppins? Why, they're practically one in the same...
While feeling more than a little sad for the cute children, Mamarazzi can't help but look forward to the next episodes of, Jon and Kate + 8 (and 1 drunken fool in the shrubbery).
Oh my. That's not good, not good at all.
Luckily, I don't think Miss Drunken Fool is going to last too long.
Sweet Baby Jebus, that is priceless!
I'm sensing a new public service announcement
Friends don't let friends get shitfaced and pass out ... unless they can post the pictures on the internet.
That's one for the photo albums! Might even make a good Christmas card.
Kate plus 8, and Jon with the shit-faced stepmom. Just doesn't quite roll off the tongue....
More proof that money doesn't buy class.
hmmm.. is there any chance at all this is... you know... out of context? Ok. Even I couldn't keep a straight face typing that out.