Yes, Jada Pinkett Smith needs to get our attention. She's got to plug her new TNT TV series HawthoRNe (she plays an RN - get it? Cute.) and she needs to remind us who she is.
Don't get us wrong, we really like Jada. But we suspect that the next time somebody compliments her for her performances of Catwoman, Dorothy Dandridge or her impassioned Oscar Award speech, she'll club the complimenter with her World's Best Mom Award and scream that Halle Berry did those things and stop confusing me with her already!
So Jada's reminding us all of the accomplishment we do know her for: Doing the dirty with hubby Will Smith.
First, she told Redbook magazine that she advises married couples to keep it fresh after 12 years of marriage, as she and Will do.
"[Go for] a drive - and then pull over on the side of the road! Think of places outside that are comfortable to have sex. Does he have access to his office? Have a fantasy date. Be his secretary!"
"Be sneaky," Jada adds, before listing more places for quickies. "Your girlfriend's house at a party. The bathroom! A guest bedroom! Just switch it up. Anything like that can keep it going. Anything it takes to keep the flame alive."
Anything? Eeek!
Jada spilled lots more, er, marital secrets in the August 2009 issue of Shape magazine.
"In a limo, on the way to the Academy Awards this year, Will started looking at me in this way that drives me wild.
"We started kissing passionately, and the next thing I knew, well, let's just say we missed the red carpet and I ended up with almost no make-up on."
Whee!
Sure, The Smiths are possibly the cutest couple on the planet and yes, sex is a beautiful thing. But do we want to know so much about, well, you know? So again, we beseech you, let us know how you feel when Jada opens up about, um, opening up.
Ok that's a little TMI but I still think they're both really cute and one more bit of proof that you do not have to be media whores to be successful in Hollywood.
Oh, please. The 'lady' doth protest too much. Everyone here in LA knows that they're beards for each other. I mean, really - who's going to eff up their hair and makeup on the way to the Oscars, Hollywood's premiere "seen and be seen" event - particularly someone so pathetically desperate for the limelight? I don't think so.
"o.k, jada, before you see the article...we had to change things to it make more, well, ...interesting. so we changed 'in a hotel 6 in petaluma' to 'in a car on the side of the road' and we changed 'in the morning with the lights on' to 'in a limousine, on the way to the academy awards',...also, 'flannel nightgown' is now 'victoria's secret' and 'breathe-rite strip' is now 'furry handcuffs'... oh, and we had to cut all the erotic asphyxiation stuff completely."
I don't actually believe a word of what she said.
But, if it were true and if my husband and I somehow ran with the same crowd, I'd never invite them over to my house again for fear of what they'd do while my back was turned.
Whether or not she's telling the truth, I think it's hot.