We interrupt this time of celebrity death, speculation about the celebrity death and who the biological parents of the dead celebrity's kids are and whether or not the dead celebrity's abusive, stage-parent parents should be raising the supposed offspring of that uber-talented and uber-messed up now-dead son, to bring you some happy, non-legal advisor celebrity parent news:
Spiderman Tobey Maguire and his wife Jennifer Meyer slipped under the celebrity birthing radar by adding a baby boy to their brood on May 8th.
However, it's been nearly TWO MONTHS and the new baby's name has not been announced. So let's take some of the heat off little Duvet/Coverlet/ Afghan and his older sibs and spend the day guessing what this new baby's name could be.
(Here's a helpful hint, the baby's big sister was officially dubbed "Ruby Sweetheart" by these same parents.)
Maybe they'll call him Spidey.
I don't know why, but the name "Barney Rubble" just popped into my head.