We should have seen this coming, yet we're stunned. Many people reported sighting chicken hawks Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin flocking together yesterday on Long Island, maybe 50 miles as the crow flies from Jon's new Manhattan love nest.
We suspect that Lohan is East Coast Ambassador of an organization called FWDB Dads, or "Fwidb Dads" for short. It stands for Fame Whore D-Bag Dads, an elite club open only to men who've achieved fame for their top-notch parenting dysfunction paired with a strong willingness to display their fabulous-ness to us on reality TV.
We applaud Papa Lohan for spreading his wings to welcome Jon, who's busy molting, shedding six hatchlings and a mama bird. May Michael and Jon fly high.
Then may they smash head first into our kitchen windows.
Maybe Poppa Lohan is trying to give Jon some pointers on how to deal with his party animal girlfriend. Wait! Maybe Haley Glassman is just a prelude to Jon dating...wait for it...Lindsey Lohan!