In a recent interview promoting his new movie Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Shia LaBeouf mentioned that he gets his sense of humor from "... seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, (and) my mom being naked."
Shia loves talking about his mom. In Playboy magazine's June 2009 issue, he talked about her a bit. First, he talked about how his hippie mother would walk around their home naked:
"The nudity was weird, especially when her friends came over. All of them would just be naked around the house. That was strange for me, and it was really bizarre when my friends were there."
"You've got your little buds over, and Mom's, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever. She's in the middle of goddess-group time, where it's literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another's bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time."
So just how much did little Shia mind all this domestic goddess weirdness?
He discussed his feelings:
"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother," he says. "She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."
Well, then! That's quite the compliment. We think.
Yes, the Mamas of Razzi are hot tomatoes, and don't you forget it. But as moms ourselves, we wonder what we'd think if one of our little darlings told the world that they feel our hotness and like it. A whole lot.
In fact, we're freaking out a little just thinking about, well, all of this. Please help us out by answering the question below.
(from the in-development "spiderman rex")
oedipus, oedipus
loves his mom so what's the fuss?
all in all, he's not bad
accidentally killed his dad
watch out
here comes king oedipus!
outfoxed the sphinx
just for kicks
won't go for other girl's
dirty tricks
when the gods thought him too proud
found out 'twas mom's furrow
that he plowed
watch out
for old blind king oedipus!
Ewwwwww...
LOL at the Oedipus song!
So one question remains: what does Shia's dad have to say about it all? Anything?
Oh I am so glad I have not eaten dinner yet. I am certain I would have vomited upon reading that.