Paris Hilton, role model
Paris Hilton is trying to climb aboard the Mourning Michael Jackson express, and it only makes her look stupider. If that's possible.
She's claiming that Michael named his daughter after her. Which is OK, because it's possible that Michael didn't realize that in addition to being a dim-witted celebutante, Paris is a city in France.
Paris is also claiming that her mother was a good friend of Jackson's. And that's OK, too. Certainly the man could have used more friends.
But Paris is also claiming that her mother went to school with Jackson. And we draw the line at that. Kathy Hilton grew up in California, and Jackson was born and raised in Gary, Indiana.
The only way it makes sense is if Paris is taking the lyrics of "ABC" literally. And when you think about it, the song pretty much encompasses the sum of Paris's knowledge: ABC, 123, do re mi, that's how easy love can be.
Everything Paris Hilton knows, she learned from The Jackson 5
Ha! I know! Isn't she a TOOL???
Great post.
She's such an idiot.
I'm pretty sure he named Blanket after her. You know, since she spends so much time laying on her back on them.
paris jackson was born in 1998, when ms. hilton was 17, had anyone heard of her then?