In general, the Mamas of 'Razzi don't have too many criticisms of the parenting styles of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis (and the other dad, Ashton Kutcher). Up to now, all three Willis girls -- Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah -- have managed to not wreck their cars, stay out of jail, and keep their underwear on.
Of course, there was that incident two years ago involving Rumer, some condoms, and some rather indiscreet photos on her MySpace page.
But otherwise, the young Willis women have pretty much stayed out of trouble.
Scout Willis turned 18 last week and the extended clan celebrated on Friday with a lavish party.
What has the Mamas concerned are these photos of the youngest Willis, Tallulah, who is only 15:
In the first photo, her drink looks suspiciously not like water and she looks rather inebriated, but we'll give her the benefit of the doubt, even though there have been rumors about underage drinking in that family in the past.
But take a look at that second photo. Does it not look like Tallulah is carrying a pack of cigarettes?
So on the chance that someone in the Willis/Moore/Kutcher clan is reading this, we have this to say:
Smoking is NOT cool. It does not make you look older and more mature, it only makes you look young and foolish. Plus, lung cancer sucks.
And Bruce, Demi, and Ashton: Get a grip on your kids' partying habits before they turn out like this:
All photos courtesy of dlisted.
I have no sympathy for men who hit on or sleep with underage girls, but I challenge any of you to look at Tallulah in that photo and say, "Yeah, that's a tenth grader."
That dress is so very NOT suitable for a fifteen year old. Party or not.