Dear Jessica Alba,
Doing something really stupid like defacing a United Way poster with a giant picture of a Great White Shark to "raise awareness" isn't exactly setting a good example for your little girl.
However, what's even worse was your public non-apology.
Nowhere in "I regret not thinking things through before (making a) spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign" did you say, "My bad! I was an idiot and have learned and grown from my mistake."
Is yours the sort of apology you'll accept from baby Honor when she gets bigger and goes all drunken Lindsay and flashes her Britney to all and sundry?
Sincerely,
The Mamarazzi
PS. It takes more than naming your kid "Honor" to raise an honorable child.
PPS. As Oklahoma City is a land-locked region, Great Whites aren't really thought about much in that region. You might want to brush up on your geography and animal habitats a bit before Honor enters preschool.
Gah, Jessica's such an idiot!