Tori Spelling and that douchebag she married Dean McDermott celebrated daughter Stella's first birthday this weekend.
Photo courtesy of People.com.
The Mamas feel so badly for Stella, as it appears that no thought or effort was put into her first birthday party.
There were only 100 people at Stella's party, including Melissa Joan Hart, Scott Baio, Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin, and Larry Birkhead.
The only activities were pony rides, cookie decorating, ladybug sprinklers, a ladybug insect zoo, face painting, and a gardening project.
The only musical group to perform was Stella's favorites, the Jumpitz (seen in photo above).
The guests took home goodie bags worth only $2,500. Contents included gift certificates to Billion Dollar Babes and Mabel's Labels, Philips Avent insulated cups, Ming Ming dolls, and T-shirts from Market.
*sigh*
The Mamas feel so sorry for Stella. Clearly, she leads a life of severe deprivation. Just like her mother did.
if only i had been invited to the party....
Wow, that puts my son's bowling party with goody bags filled with candy, tattoos and chachki to shame. But then again Stella is only 1!!! This is ridiculous.
I could use a $2,500 goodie bag right about now. Baby needs new Manolos.
So, 100 guests, each with a $2,500 gift bag? Seriously, this makes me more than a little nauseous.
Comparatively speaking, like... say... the Cruise fiascos that pass for childrens' birthday parties, this was rather laid back... Now if Tori was whining that they were *only* able to do *this* for her, then... she can bite me.