"Noah Lindsey Cyrus & Emily Grace Reaves, with Emily's dog Bunny, pose for the cameras at Brittany Curran's Retro 50's Poolside Bash on Saturday, May 30 in Burbank sporting Juicy Couture vintage bathing suits. The two friends filmed an episode of their Noei and Ems Show at the party. So pretty!" -Link via Jezebel
Call the Mamarazzi "quaint" and "old-fashioned", but when porn stars remove pubic hair and make their genitals resemble 9 year-olds and 9 year-olds go out made up like porn stars, something seems dreadfully WRONG WITH OUR SOCIETY.



What really scares me is that I own almost everything, save the perky bow and shiny bag that Noah Cyrus has on...
Also, is that tiny little girl actually drinking a freaking RED BULL??? I don't even drink Red Bull, and I'm the mother of 3 children 6 and under. It makes me feel like I'm on crack (or you know, what I'd imagine being on crack would feel like). Unbelievable. Where is her mother?!?
1. What the hey does a 9 year old need a designer bag for at a pool party?
2. I have young kids- never heard of this tv show!
3. Redbull and all that eyeliner... watch out what corner you step on, someone might want to fight you!
Not to mention, the one with the hair bow has dark roots. At what--age nine?
WTF????????????
That is so wrong on so many levels...
That's just so wrong. So very wrong.
Trying to wrap my head around babies with bleached hair and eye-liner. Oww! It hurts!
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