Lately we've been obsessed with cat fights. And we smell one brewing between Nadya Suleman and Kate Gosselin.
Kate Gosselin gets smacked by Nadya Suleman (artist's rendition)
Why? Well, Nadya recently signed a contract for a reality show, and naturally, Kate feels threatened. What if the American public loses interest in her? After all, Nadya's in vitro procedures resulted in more babies. What are a measly set of twins when compared to sextuplets? Or sextuplets compared to octuplets?
On top of that, Nadya's plastic surgeries are way more dramatic. Kate has to go to the beach to show the world the results of her tummy tuck
Here Kate sets off her tummy tuck with a Mystic Tan and a pear-shaped nanny
whereas Nadya gets mistaken for Angelina Jolie every time she leaves the house.
Brad must be off having another secret meeting with Jennifer Anniston
Kate will stay competitive by having amazingly cute kids and a thoroughly emasculated husband
Now, that's what we call compelling television!
What's Nadya, a single mother, going to do to compete? Apparently, say things that make us cringe:
"I screwed myself. I screwed up my life, I screwed up my kids' lives," she says. "I have to put on this strong facade and I have to pretend like I don't regret it."
Hmmmm ... decisions, decisions. Which is better, Kate kicking Jon in the balls over and over again, or Nadya calling her kids mistakes?
They're obviously in this for the money. Is there any way we can pay to keep them off television? Or failing that, duct tape their mouths shut?
Maybe rivets and hardened steel. They would both just eat right through the duct tape. Apparently Lips doesn't realize once it's on the internet, it's there pretty much forever. One of these days those kids are going to see that their mother thought they were mistakes. There isn't enough therapy in the world to overcome that.
Quasi-Celebrity Smackdown! I would totally watch.
Both women are idiots and I really wish they'd just shut the hell up.
I feel so sorry for all 22 children involved.
Duct tape sounds like a good idea. Over their mouths and another place, if you know what I mean.
Where's the love ladies?
While both of these women are stressing and second-guessing various aspects of their life, I would hope we peer through our glass houses and muster up a bit of empathy.
Underneath it all, we're all human, aren't we?
That's a very kind comment and an excellent question to ask.
But frankly, my answer is no, we aren't all human. Human beings don't have litters.
1) The glass house through which I peer at both of these psycho-breeders is called my TELEVISION. If you don't want your private life scrutinized, get off my TV.
2) The motto for this site is not "Because celebrity parenting is so easy to empathize with."
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