You know Jon & Kate of Jon & Kate Plus Eight? They've got their own reality show. They've also got a set of eight year old twins and sextuplets who just turned five.
So the gossip media's rife with reports that the Jon & Kate Gosselin are both having affairs. Jon with a schoolteacher and Kate with her bodyguard.
Frankly, we have our doubts about all this. Consider the evidence.
1. How could anyone with that many kids, a reality show AND book signings find the time (or energy) to even consider doing the deed? Gives new meaning to the word "quickie".
2. Is it Spring fever? Or is it less than two weeks before the show's Season 5 premier? Check out the awesome countdown widgit we downloaded from the TLC website!
3. Clearly, Kate's bodyguard/boyfriend is being played by the actor who played J. Peterman on Seinfeld, John O'Hurley.
Wow. There is at least a week's worth of posts from that front cover.
I find Kate's hair so distracting that it's impossible for me to concentrate on the story... that is one angry 'do.
I'm guessing this is all publicity for the show, but I could very well be wrong. Besides, you're right -- who has time to sleep around with eight kids and everything else?
And what is up with that woman's hair?
now, i'm old, so this'll require explaining...
these two are famous because they have 8 kids?
has the celebrity bar fallen that low?
(and andy warhol no longer applies 'cause it's been a lot longer than 15 minutes, i've been hearing about them!)
or is it because they have 8 kids and she's only been only been pregnant twice?
wouldn't that discourage people from having relations with them? you know, being that fertile and all?
i guess celebrity is an s.t.d. ...