In a recent interview, Lance Armstrong blames Sheryl Crow's biological clock for their breakup three years ago after dating for three years and having been engaged for a few months.
Photo courtesy of People magazine.
Says the seven-time winner of the Tour de France and the all-time winner of Douchebag of the Year:
"She wanted marriage, she wanted children; and not that I didn't want that, but I didn't want that at that time because I had just gotten out of a marriage, I'd just had kids," he says. "Yet, we're up against her biological clock -- that pressure is what cracked it."
Not cool Lance, not cool at all.
Fast forward three years: Armstrong and his girlfriend are expecting a baby next month. Whether he likes it or not, he's going to be a father again.
Given Armstrong's track record, we wonder if he and his baby mama will still be together by the time Junior is old enough to ride a bike.
What do you think? Will Lance stick with this one or move on again?
I agree... total tool.
Meh. I'm picking up a Mick and Bianca Jagger vibe from them, anyway. Their kids would have looked like clones--vaguely gristly clones with long faces and zero body fat.
Not that that's a bad thing. I'm just sayin.