Not because they're the most gorgeous papa- and Mamarazzi magnets on the planet.
You know them because they're that family in the supermarket with two small, cranky, shrieking children whose parents who are just plain clueless in the supermarket. Seriously, look at Zahara. She just reeks of having just had a hissy fit in the store. Look at Brad. He's got that dad who barely survived the shopping expedition look. Angie? Oh, please, she's posing.
We all know them too well. The families with kids who whine and cry for Cap'n Crunch® and Cookie Crisp® while Mom and Dad ignore their constant, ever escalating pleas that make you want to grab the parents and tell them to make it STOP or you won't be responsible for your actions.
These are the ultra-annoying people you see every time you enter a new aisle and you wish would just check out already because they're making you homicidal.
The big difference is, most uber-annoying families don't prompt you to call TMZ to document the momentous occasion that's got your heart all a-flutter.
The town I live in has a number of well-known actors, writers, and athletes as residents. Normally, when I see one of them out and about, I don't get too excited. We're expected to be cool about it.
But if I saw Brangelina at my local Whole Foods, I don't think I could manage to remain indifferent.
I read that the neighborhood moms are glamming it up for trips to the market etc... in case of Brad sightings.
I'd love to know what's in that grocery cart :)
Could it also be because I can't imagine they can possibly shop anywhere, let alone a grocery store, without being harassed half to death?!! I am surprised they even try. Ange kinda has the "grin and bear it" look... Brad's face just says "C'mon and get us the fuck OUTTA HERE NOW."