We're completely serious. Someone has to save that poor girl from her publicity-crazed relatives.
You've already heard that Michael Lohan has "freed up" his "busy schedule" so that he can spend quality time with his daughter. Other sources tells us that Ma Lohan and little sister Alli are hanging out with Lindsay to "support" her. Now Grandma Lohan wants to get in on the act.
Well, frankly, we think what Lindsay needs is a break from those publicity crackheads.
And so, Mamarazzi grants custody of Lindsay to ... Stevie Nicks.
Stevie Nicks survived the seventies and eighties and kicked her own cocaine habit. She's selling out concert arenas and doing just fine, thanks.
Rumors that Lindsay Lohan has been wanting to star in a bio pic about Stevie Nicks have been swirling around for years. Well, right now, Lindsay is desperate for a come-back. A bio pic like Walk the Line would be perfect.
The problem is Stevie isn't interested. As quoted in Thursday's New York Times:
Lindsay Lohan hopes to buy the rights to [Nick's] life story and to play her on film. Unmoved, Ms. Nicks responded: "Over my dead body. She needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we'll talk."
See? Sounds realistic. Strict. Not a word about "support."
If you ask us, she's perfect foster grandmother material.
Who is Stevie Nicks to judge someone about drug use??