Suri Cruise turned three this weekend.
Photo from Flickr.
Unlike last year, when her bat shit crazy doting parents threw her a party that reportedly cost $100,000, this year, they kept things low key.
The mini Scientologist had a princess themed party with only a few friends and family present.
Happy birthday sweet girl! Suri, the Mamas' wish for you is that this next year be normal. Just that -- normal.
Photo from JustJared.
It's a seemingly small wish, easy to fulfill. But we're not sure that it's going to be possible.
Photo from Celebritology.
Plus, rumor has it that you're starting your Scientology indoctrination soon.
Good luck Princess Suri. You're going to need it.
That poor kid. She is a beautiful child. It's a shame she has wackadoodles for parents. Wouldn't it be something if she grew up and totally went against Scientology?!
This stuff always, always, brings one of my favorite movie quotes to mind:
"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father."
from "Parenthood", my favorite Steve Martin movie.