After seven children and 28 years of marriage, Robyn Gibson has filed for divorce from Mel, citing "irreconcilable differences."
Apparently, that's legalese for "he's been boinking this Russian pop tart for years and I. have. had. it."
So what do you say when a guy has an affair with a young woman five years younger than his oldest child--who was 10 years old when he won his Oscars for Braveheart?
Two things: at least we won't have to listen to any more smug pronouncements about religion from the righter-than-right-wing über Catholic Mel. Because no matter what color Catholic you are, divorce makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Also, we suspect that we won't be seeing all that many gruesomely violent movies shot in obscure languages, like The Passion of the Christ or Apocalyptico
Because what's the Aramaic/Latin/Hebrew/Yucatec Maya for "Oh shit; that's right; California is a community property state"?
Better hold on tight to those Crocs, Mel ... Robyn has the legal right to one of them.
Bwahahaha. Douche-nozzle.
It also means she owns one of his balls... but that's assuming he's still got them both.
Poppy....
In one word....
HILARIOUS!
Ewwww - he has "old man" ankles!
did she say 'i'm too old for this s**t!'?
I wonder if he calls the Russian girl "sugart*ts", too.
Okay, he's a whackjob and a boozer. But in that first picture before he becaume a boozehound - OMG he was the most beautiful looking hetrosexual man ever!