As you may or may not have heard, Tori Spelling has released another book -- this one titled Mommywood.
Photo courtesy of Barnes & Noble.
Tori's latest literary offering debuted on the New York Times bestseller's list at #4.
Mommywood contains, among other intellectual anecdotes, a story of how Tori couldn't de-thatch herself during her pregnancy and how that lying cheating sack of shit douchebag her husband had to help her out.
This is what people what to read? This is what is near the top of the NYT bestsellers list?
The Mamas weep for the future of this country.
Well we've always suspected she was an idiot; this just proves it. What the hell kind of moron puts white carpet in the nursery?
Gawd she makes me want to just puke. If nothing else she proves the benefits of having a good publicist.
Oh good, now I know just what to recommend for next month's book club!
Eww. Just eww.