Hi, Mamarazzi fans. My name is Cameron and this is My First Photoshop PhotoPlop. This is how I do it.
First, I take the lady's head and fix it. She's really pretty, but I like the eyes on that hot babe on The Hills. So I'll take her eyes and stick them on. And I've been watching this really old show about this family that's lost in space and I like the mom so I'll stick her smile on the lady's face, too. The pictures below show the eyes of the one lady and the smile of the other. I'm cutting them out and pasting them on the lady, I think her name is Valerie.
That looks cool. So now I'll try out this highlighting thing on the lady's face. I really like how it makes her face all white and kinda like the people in that vampire movie my older sister's seen like 100 times.
Now I think I'll try cutting and pasting then dragging and dropping the face I just made and plop it onto some other body. You know, a body that's a whole different color. Wow, that neck is weird. Cool.
Now I think I'll do something with the lady's legs. I think I'll do something to make the legs' edges all zigzaggy. Yeah. Hey, that looks awesome!
Now I'll sell it to People magazine and they'll put on their cover.
My name is Cameron, I use PhotoPlop and I'm eight years old.
(Don't get it? It's sorta like this Microsoft ad.)
I'm dying laughing here. I had no idea that Cameron had "taken" that photo!
Seriously, does People magazine think we're all idiots. Anyone can tell that either that's not the ex-Mrs. Van Halen or that she's been heavily, um, edited.
The inner thighs are the worst... you can see where the little tool was bumped along to thin them.
This stuff makes my head explode with annoyance.
I dont get this at all.
I wish someone could Photoshop me :)
I wish someone could Photoshop me in real life :)
And yeah, the inner thighs look horrible.
If they're going to photoshop her, they could have given her more of a waist. Why leave her straight up and down when you can magically take six inches off it?
Anonymous and everybody else - watching this might (maybe, we hope) help.
She looked great last time I saw her, whay would they do this to her...I just don't get how they can get so carried away with the photoshop that you don't even recognize the person. In line at the grocery store this week it took me forever to realize that this cove was Sandra Bullock..
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/02/sandra-bullock-instyle-march-2009.jpg
And why did they make her head out of proportion with her body. It looks almost shrunken. If I were Valerie, I'd be pretty P.O.we