On Tuesday night, Madonna and good pal Jessica Seinfeld celebrated the Jewish holiday Purim with their significant others. Dressing up in costumes is a Purim tradition, celebrating The Book of Esther's many cases of important mistaken identities.
Hoo boy, we found mistakes galore.
The picture above? It's Jessica Seinfeld as Queen Esther. Remember when Madonna became Jewish and wanted everyone to call her Esther? And who's that holding mom's Jessica's hand? Her husband Jerry Seinfeld, the professional joker? Hee hee! It's not Jer, it's Madonna's Boy Toy, baby Jesus! He traded his swadling clothes for the costume Mom Madonna bought him.
But, Jesus? Why so serious? So what if you're being used by hanging out with a bunch of people your parents' age? So what if your costume is so last Purim?
And we're not even going to mention Madonna. She wants to be mistaken for her own daughter Lourdes. Or maybe a goth early Britney. Or maybe a major mistake of combining the two.
Special note to Lourdes: Celebrate Purim dressed as a pitiful skinny old woman trying to look young by dragging a kid young enough to be her son around. You know, dress as your mom.
Getting back to Baby Jesus, we can't help but notice a resemblance to a photo we saw the other day of another couple whose age difference is very close to Madonna's and Jesus'. Make no mistake about it.
Why was Jesus holding hands with Jessica Seinfeld? That's weird.
I hate to say it, but that Jessica is not one for the beauty books...